In Loving memory of

Orion Coughlin

2004 - 2020

God blessed this earth with Orion’s presence for 16 amazing years before calling him back home. In remembrance we share with you a bit about the wonderful young man he will be remembered as. One year at Christmas when he was about 8 all he wanted was a plant. He was the happiest little boy when he got a cactus. Our family received a cactus from one of his nurses in remembrance. One Halloween when his sister was sick he refused to go without her. When he made it into the elementary school talent show he played Fur Elise on the piano because his mom loved it, even though it was a super hard song. He told jokes all the time and these jokes were so terrible you couldn't help but laugh. When we adopted a puppy we had to go back and get the sibling because in his words "it would be like splitting him and his sister up and we just couldn't do that." He could solve a Rubik's cube in less than 30 seconds. He got over his fear of roller coasters so he could spend a whole weekend with dad at Six Flags He froze during class but still chose to give his coat to a friend so she wouldn't. When someone couldn't spell he was our very own autocorrect, only he was accurate. He loved to tell really bad jokes that everyone found funny. At 16 he made a conscious decision to become an organ donor because in his words "why not?, If it will help someone, it's not like I'll need them" For his 16 birthday he didn't want a fancy car, he wanted a "sensible car" so he got an old man's sedan and he loved it. He wanted to study cyber security because "it was the closest thing to video games that could make him lots of money and he was really really good at it." He ran over and broke something every time he mowed the lawn. He was constantly giving of himself to his classmates, video game buddies, friends, and serving at church. He wasn't much of a cook but he sure enjoyed making himself a bowl of cereal. He loved finding funny videos on youtube. One of the last ones he shared with us was choosing a song to be played at his funeral; "Another one bites the dust." Have we mentioned how terribly funny his jokes were? That is Orion. Much loved and greatly missed.

In remembrance we share with you a bit about the wonderful young man he will be remembered as.

One year at Christmas when he was about 8 all he wanted was a plant. He was the happiest little boy when he got a cactus. Our family received a cactus from one of his nurses in remembrance.

One Halloween when his sister was sick he refused to go without her.

When he made it into the elementary school talent show he played Fur Elise on the piano because his mom loved it, even though it was a super hard song

He told jokes all the time and these jokes were so terrible you couldn't help but laugh.

When we adopted a puppy we had to go back and get the sibling because in his words "it would be like splitting him and his sister up and we just couldn't do that."

He could solve a Rubik's cube in less than 30 seconds.

He got over his fear of roller coasters so he could spend a whole weekend with dad at Six Flags

He froze during class but still chose to give his coat to a friend so she wouldn't.

When someone couldn't spell he was our very own autocorrect, only he was accurate.

He loved to tell really bad jokes that everyone found funny.

At 16 he made a conscious decision to become an organ donor because in his words "why not?, If it will help someone, it's not like I'll need them"

For his 16 birthday he didn't want a fancy car he wanted a "sensible car" so he got an old man's sedan and he loved it.

He wanted to study cyber security because "it was the closest thing to video games that could make him lots of money and he was really really good at it."

He ran over and broke something every time he mowed the lawn.

He was constantly giving of himself to his classmates, video game buddies, friends, and serving at church.

He wasn't much of a cook but he sure enjoyed making himself a bowl of cereal.

He loved finding funny videos on youtube. One of the last ones he shared with us was choosing a song to be played at his funeral; "Another one bites the dust."

Have we mentioned how terribly funny his jokes were?

That is Orion.

Much loved and greatly missed.

Stories about Orion

On my morning walk...
- Barbara Dewey (Grandma)
Please tell Orion we remember him fondly.
- Yeramar Bonilla
I will never forget how whenever y'all would visit, Orion
- David and Stephanie
I loved how much effort you put into training those puppies!
- Barbara Dewey
Not really a “funny” story, but one that left an impression on me and speaks to the incredible intelligence of Orion
- Stan Akins
From the pictures I've seen of you on social media, you still have those beautiful brown eyes.
- Sandra Williams

“Bad” Jokes

Orion loved cheesey or “bad” jokes. Here’s a few he enjoyed or that we think he may have enjoyed :

Why did the baker get arrested?

For beating the eggs and whipping the cream.

Why can't you play a game of cards in the jungle?

Because there's a bunch of cheetahs

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. These are the funniest jokes about all 50 U.S. states.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu; you just get what you deserve.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow…. Mooooooo

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